Who is this Super Hero ?

The question on everyone's lips in the poker world - who is The Poker Bastard ? Firstly it's not me. I wish I had called Wendeen Eolis "The queen of arse-lickers" because that's surely what she is, but I didn't. Who knows. Of course the whole point is that his crimefighting secret identity must remain secret to us Sarges and Rosemary The Telephone Operators, to enable him to keep fighting the good fight. More power to his elbow.