So Long, Schlubs !

It's cold, it's dark, work is boring and QPR are sliding down the Championship at an alarming rate, but I don't care, because I'm going to the Caribbean Poker Classic ! Hooray !

I'm not in the main event because I didn't win a satellite. I'm paying for flight, hotel, those tournaments I choose to enter, apple martinis and beach massages with winnings from throughout the year. Do you see how it works yet ? Whatever.

I'm going to play some hands, have a good time, and if people want to act like jerks at the table that's their problem because I'm just going to laugh at them. Updates will follow, if I can !