Stranger Than Fiction

A while back I idly wondered whether you could be banned from the Devil Fish's online poker room for offensive chat. But this is even better and, yes, it's real :

"Q: Does TonyGPoker have a code of conduct?

A: Yes. All players are expected to behave as good poker citizens and treat all others with respect.

Specifically:
Offensive, obscene, vulgar, racist, jingoist or hateful slurs will not be permitted on TonyGPoker.

Targeting other players to distress or embarrass them is harassment and will not be permitted."

Awesome. Thanks to Iggy for bringing that to my attention.