And at the top of the poker ladder Barny ...

I'll keep this one brief because you did have to be there. A few of us were in the bar, casting our eye around Binion's, when a woman hit five 7s on a slot machine. She didn't have the maximum on so obviously we were caning her for this gross blunder. At this point Hugo, apropos of nothing at all, drawled "Vicky got five armadillos the other day". If you know Hugo, it was just the way he said it, we were in fits. Well you did have to be there.