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Friday, September 19, 2008

The Future Of Online Poker

This is so awesome :

Denver Man Hopes Online Poker System Will Score

Take that, Jokerstars. I hope Mr. Gioia doesn't stop there because there are clear possibilities for expanding and improving his system. The shuffler could be steam powered, for example, to eliminate the predictability of AC current. Or maybe slaves with oars. And the cards could be sent out to the servers by semaphore, or carrier pigeon.

All in all, it#s a great idea. Bring back real poker online, none of this rubbish. Oh no, wait.


Blogger Peter said...

Absolutely superb. Perhaps he could also insist that punters call around to his house to hand over cash deposits in person,say, queueing at the front of the house to deposit and at the back door to withdraw.

12:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the way the guy with quads shoves his chips in and shouts "Gamble!"

The cunt got what he deserved. Just a shame it was given to him by a guy wearing a termal vest.

2:46 PM  

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